1. They eat the same thing everyday! “What’s for dinner” is never even a discussion, let alone, battle.
2. You get to install a chip in your dog in case they get lost.
3. They never outgrow napping.
4. They never complain about what’s on tv.
5. You get to leave them at home by themselves. Even when they’re a baby!!!
6. They don’t ask for money when their baby teeth fall out.
7. They never argue about screen time.
8. Leashing them is looked upon favorably.
9. They never yell “But Mom, it’s NOT FAIR!”
10. They’ve seriously got that unconditional love thing figured out.
And because they’re actually WAY easier than your kids, don’t forget about them this holiday season 😉